MDM Observatory 1.3m Telescope Observer's Report for 2003 Jul 04

Observer(s): eve armstrong
Institution(s): columbia

Instrument: templeton/direct

Worked for 9 hours (all night)
Conditions were Photometric most of the night.
No equipment or software problems were encountered.

Seeing and Weather:
   Beg: Seeing 2.2 arcsec, Cirrus, Winds Light & Variable
   Mid: Seeing 1.8 arcsec, Clear, Winds Calm
   End: Seeing 1.7 arcsec, Clear, Winds Calm

Observing Summary:

times series photometry.  great weather all night.  no trouble.



IRAF meets UZ BOOTIS (14:14:1.31 +22:00:56  J2000  ugwz  11.5v-20.4v))


Knock knock!

Who's there?

UZ B.

UZ Bwho?

That's right.

What's right?

UZ Boo.

That's what I just asked you.  You're UZ Bwho?

Yes, that's right, UZ Boo.  UZ Bootis.

UZ Boot is what?

Nothing.  Just UZ Bootis.

Okay, fine, but then UZ Boot is _what_?  What is UZ Boot?

You see boot?

Yes.

I don't see a boot.  Did you see a boot?

No, I didn't see a boot!

Then why would _I_ see a boot?

I DON'T KNOW!!  I didn't say you saw a boot!

You didn't?

NO!

Well who are _you_, anyway?

IRAF.

You raff?

No, not URAF.  IRAF.

What's a raff?

Not ARAF, you idiot!  IRAF!

Are you trying to change the subject?

NOOO!!!!!!!  STOP IT!  GO AWAY!!!

Knock knock ...

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Submitted on 2003 Jul 5 [3:15:32]